When we’re out on anchor my humans love to go snorkelling. On the one hand I find watching them hilarious… They put on fins and silly masks with tubes that stick up out of their heads like alien antenna.
On the other hand they can be sooo embarrassing! Sometimes they snorkel around the boat so I can’t even pretend that I don’t know them! They love to call me and wave (*hides behind paw* sometimes they even wave with a fin!) as if they expect me to wave a paw back…
No dear humans, I’m happy you’re happy, but the truth is you look ridiculous and you’re scaring my fish entertainment away!
You’re allowed to swim and check that our anchor is well set, but otherwise please swim far enough away so that no one suspects that you goofballs belong to me!
Bisous Bailey
